It isn't bad enough I have to get up at 2 a.m. to go to work on the weekends.
This morning, I awoke to a soaking wet, slightly warm back. As in someone didn't put on a Pullup and then got into bed with Mommy. And then the baby was screaming in her crib and after I finally calmed her down, it was too late to shower. Plus I had an hour drive ahead of me.
At least my coffee was tasty.